I'll be honest with you. I've seen a lot of movies, I mean a lot of movies, boy, and this is the damndest thing I've ever seen. I sat, mouth wide open, in sheer amazement from what I was seeing on the screen. I can't even describe it now. It's the sequel to the original 1974 Flesh Gordon, a notorious movie in itself. It concerns Flesh, Dale Ardor, and their scientist friend Dr. Jerkoff trying to save the universe from some kind of evil impotence ray, all the while having adventures in the most disgusting places. Giant penis creatures? This movie's got 'em. Turd people? Check. Grown men dressed like babies? Affirmative. Chicken sex? You bet. Ben Kingsley, Academy Award-winning best actor from Ghandi? Of course not. Don't be silly. Let's just say that, no matter who you are, there's something in this movie that will probably gross you out...something that will make you say "No way is this happening." A sleazy, weird, imaginative movie...not for the weak of heart. The cast largely consists of unknowns, but does feature silicone-enhanced dreamgirl Melissa Mounds, of Hustler Busty Beauties fame. Not a porn film, but probably not something you'll find at Wal-Mart, either.
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Hi Rando, it's MrsMars, aka the Cat Lady, and I just wanted to thank you for this amazing list. And ask for assistance in finding some of your suggestions. ;-) You & the Colonel have very similar tastes, despite the fact he doesn't fast-forward to the breasts (he enjoys them as they appear--he says it's because it's old.) The Colonel will be making a posting appearance as soon as he creates a Google account--you have inspired him to rise to the challenge, and that takes some doing when it comes to such things, he doesn't care for such nonsense. Take care.
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